THE USELESS TUBES
Disclaimer : This site is just a bit of fun. No real offence is intended to anyone. So don't sue me, alright?
This site is devoted to all the people (and other tube-shaped things) that you and I deem to be useless. It is an ongoing project.
Example of useless tubes:
My friends cat : It eats and shits and that is it. Totally useless.
Sharks : Perhaps the ultimate in useless tubes (and they are really tubular!). What have sharks acheived other than spawning the Jaws movies. USELESS!
Noel Edmonds. to hear Edmonds talk about the killer drug Cake.
The so-called flux-tube,it baffles me!
But what I really want are your nominations for useless HUMAN tubes!
Submit your nominations for useless tubes (a reason why they are so is handy!) to me at
UPDATE: Some suggestions have started to arrive for useless tubes - keep `em coming!
Some links while you think?:
http://www.hotmail.com : get your free e-mail address here
http://www. imdb.co.uk : The Internet Movie Database. Handy (or not if you hate films).
http://www.amazon.co.uk : Bookstore. Handy (unless you can't read - useless tube).